DraftKings: Double Duty Danger
Tonight we get to play everybody’s favorite game, “Guess the lineup for Game 2 of the Coors Double Header”. Just rolls off the tongue really. I love me some Coors field, but I dread days like this when...
View ArticleRazznasty Update: Everything In Its Right Place
It's time once again to check in with our dynasty league...the Razznasty. J-FOH has put some distance between first and second place this month and now sits on a seven point lead heading into the home...
View ArticleArchduke Of Strasburg Empire Takes Feet Off Ottoman
You wanna know what's on my mind? "If the Nationals wouldn't have shut down Stephen Strasburg three years ago, would they have been eliminated a day earlier this year?" No, that's not on my mind....
View ArticleLet My Love Open Lindor
The original title Rudy suggested was, Love Is To Own Lindor, but Rudy tells me that title only makes sense to people forced to watch Frozen 5+ times. Let it go...Let it go...Let it go... I just sang...
View ArticleTigers Must Be Toast Because They Got Slathered In Samardzija In
"All year. All. Year. I've been starting Jeff Samardzija in one 15 team league. It's an NFBC league so I couldn't drop him (there's no waivers). It's not a great league to bench starters. I had...
View ArticleDraftKings: Fly Little Birdie, Fly
With just over 1 week to go in the regular season it is important to keep a close eye on starting lineups. Many playoff contenders are playing their regulars, but it's the non-contenders that you...
View ArticleDraftKings: Come Sail A Ray With Me
I said it last week and I’ll say it again, if you’re still reading our DFS content at this point in the game, then you most likely had yourself a profitable season. Congrats and come on into the...
View ArticleDraftKings: Start Them While You Can
As the 2015 MLB regular season concludes, there are still playoff positions to be won and teams to get in. Today will be a day where you really want to stay glued to starting lineups and starting...
View ArticleTop 20 Catchers, 2015 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
It feels like just the other day the baseball regular season started. You wrote “I heart baseball” in permanent marker on your arm, then you met a girl who wrote “I heart guys who heart baseball” on...
View ArticleTop 20 Outfielders for 2015 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
Went over the catchers, 1st basemen, 2nd basemen and shortstops and top 20 3rd basemen for 2015 fantasy baseball. Guess what’s next! No, not pitchers. Read the title, man. In 2010, there were only 5...
View ArticleTop 60 Outfielders for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
Hello again. Which was a fantastic movie! Shelley Long needs a juicy role like Judith Light found with Transparent. Or at least a Juicy Fruit commercial. Sorry, for a second I sounded like a gay...
View ArticleWill Smith’s Patellas Just Don’t Understand
After Jada Pinkett Smith started the #closerssowhite controversy, boycotting SAGNOF until there were more black closers, because her husband, Will Smith, wasn't immediately anointed closer of the...
View ArticleSome Of My Aaron Sanchez Concerns Have Been Chopped
"It's an All-Star edition of Chopped! I'm your host, Ted Allen. Let's meet the competitors. First up, Aaron Sanchez." *hits fast forward button* "You know, I didn't think you could put together...
View ArticleCards Pull A Hazelbaker Out Of Their Ludwicks
I don't know where it's coming from with Jeremy Hazelbaker, so I called Keith Morrison of Dateline to investigate. He went to St. Louis to investigate and left me this message, "Here, in bucolic St....
View ArticleMAKE FANTASY BASEBALL FUN AGAIN!
Donald Trump has a hat that says, “Make America Great Again!” Bryce Harper has a hat that says, “Make Baseball Fun Again!” I have a fedora with a feather in it that came from a bird who was wearing a...
View ArticleYou Conley Live Once
Adam Conley threw 7 2/3 innings, of "exciting" no-hit baseball Friday night, striking out seven Brewers en route to his first win of the season. Manager Don Mattingly pulled Conley after 116 pitches...
View ArticleOBP Leagues, Week 5: It’s Gonna Be May
Soooo, I conveniently left my weekly statistics on my work computer that tracked how my suggestions have fared thus far in the season, so you will have to wait until next week to see. However if you...
View ArticleManaea Mania! …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 5
Man, what a week for starting pitcher callups! Thankfully we're seeing Major League clubs unshy of bringing up their future aces instead of being little scaredy-cats and using the Super 2 as a crutch....
View ArticleThank You Very Machado
I'd like to dedicate this post to all the mothers out there, and to the most important mother in most of our lives, Manny Machado. The Oxford Dictionary defines mother, "something that is an extreme...
View ArticleWhen SAGNOF Hits Your Buy, That’s Villar, Ay?
Hold the Internet presses (which is just posting a silly video; that makes the internet stop)! Jonathan Villar isn't owned in more than 50% of leagues? That feels like a personal slight against my...
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