DraftKings: Slow Your Roll
Did you enjoy your time away from DFS during the All Star Break? It’s time to pull yourself away from wandering into traffic to catch Pokemon and back to grinding out DFS wins. The time off is a good...
View ArticleDraftKings: Double Xtra On The L’z Please
Welcome back Y'all, I hope everyone enjoyed the All-Star break. I don't know about you, but I dread the break, then it comes and I'm actually thankful for it. I feel revived and ready for the second...
View Article5-Day Sale — All Throwbacks Must Go!
The White Sox were due to wear throwback jerseys on Saturday, and Chris Sale didn't want to wear them. The White Sox refused to relent, so Sale took it upon himself to do something. Cut to, ahem, ten...
View ArticleDraftKings: Bettis Can’t Play The Trumbone
If I were to have asked you prior to the start of the season, who would lead the majors in home runs on July 26, you probably would have said, "Harper, Stanton, or Bautista." Hey, all of those are fair...
View ArticleDraftKings: Make Him an Offer He Can’t Refuse
It's trade season! Most teams have either distinguished themselves as playoff teams or have been weeded out. The Reds are a team far out of a playoff picture and have been receiving inquiries about...
View ArticleDraftKings: Counting on King Bart
There are days once in a while when it seems like a good pitcher is nowhere to be found. Days like this may be more frequent as a fan of the Minnesota Twins than as a frequent DraftKings player, but...
View ArticleDraftKings: Don’t Build The Wall, Just Go Over It, Don(aldson)
Normally when I begin to construct my cash game lineup, I start with my top pitcher and work from there. Today is different. Knowing that Drew Smyly would be on the mound for Tampa Bay, I immediately...
View ArticleHouston Offense Deserves Humble Bregman
The Astros offense had some fun with the Orioles pitching staff Friday and Saturday night, collecting a total of 32 hits and scoring 27 runs. Solar plexus! Now those are some rockets that would make...
View ArticleGary, Indistandsa
I'm being honest here when I say I don't think you can stop Gary Sanchez. Someone needs some breaking pitches and chloroform. It's a sequel, The Sanchize II: Homers > Butt Fumbles. Trivia:...
View ArticleDraftKings: A Starter Against the Rockies? But of Coors!
It's not much of a secret, of course; or at least, it's not an undocumented fact: the Rockies away from Coors can be a bore with the bats. Wanna know an undocumented fact? Harambe might be a more long...
View ArticleYou Betts Believe It
Mookie Betts was 5-for-5 and drove in two runs Friday night. It was the first five-hit game of his career and the number of pets in New England being named Mookie is climbing quicker than his batting...
View ArticleDrakftKings: C-Yu-Later-Arriegator
I know the lede may scream Millennial, but I wasn’t born in the 90’s, my cursive writing is on point and I don’t wear a beanie in 95 degree weather. I never use shorthand when texting or emailing, but...
View ArticleAbreu Shows Minnesota His Dong Twins
Not quite as spiritually moving as John Lennon, but imagine for a moment Jose Abreu were to actually put together two solid halves in the same year. "Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try....
View ArticleNorris Can K Eleven Twins With Only Thirty Strikes
Yesterday, Daniel Norris went 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 3.81. Deserved better than a no decision, but he's 23 years old, making $500,000, so who cares what he deserves? I deserve...
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DraftKings: Bring It On? Oh, It’s Already Been Brault’n!
a href="http://razzball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Sparky-Polastri.gif"> Look, on the one hand, I'm ashamed that I'm quoting Not Another Teen Movie. On the other, I'm surprised this wasn't a...
View ArticleFor He’s A Jolly Porcello
I'm OCD about my iTunes. I listen to a new album a few times, pick out some songs that I like, five star them, and then play them endlessly until I'm sick of them. My top 20 for most played is...
View ArticleMargot Renfroe In The Wolf Of Gaslight District
I don't understand this. The Padres' Triple-A affiliate made a run for the Triple-A championship against the Yankees' affiliate, so the Padres were holding down their top prospects to play in the...
View ArticleDraftKings: It’s The End Of The Month So Everything Musgrove!
Well look who's here...Yep, I'm talking to you. It's Sunday and we're both building daily baseball lineups while everyone else is in a fever pitch about the NFL. You know what? I'm more than okay with...
View ArticleFernandez Will Be Gone But Not J-Fergotten
On Sunday morning, I woke around 8 AM to read a text from Rudy saying, "Awful news, Jose Fernandez was killed in a boating accident." I put on my glasses, no time for contacts, and turned on the TV....
View ArticleJake Tried But(t) Pirates Had Their Way With My Ratios
Imagine the Cubs decided to use Lester, Hendricks, Hammel and Lackey in the playoffs, and not Jake Arrieta. Not sure it would be the wrong move either. Arrieta isn't just out of gas, he's on a...
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